At last, a technological advancement that complements traditional hardware, instead of making it obsolete!

True, these automatic swing door openers from Otodor mean that you don’t have to use the door handle if you don’t want to. Or, if you can’t – in the case of people with restricted mobility or hand motion. However, they do incorporate ‘ordinary’ door handles, and their images on the website are of doors with ordinary handles – avoiding that horrible blank look of a door with no knob. It’s sort of like looking at a face without any eyes, don’t you think?! Retaining the knob also gives door users an idea of which way the door is going to open … avoiding any possible painful door encounters :-)

They are available with a wireless remote, a push button mounted on the wall, or a motion sensor. Obviously, the wireless remote will be the cheapest installation option – but it would be a real pain if you lost this remote control. You won’t only miss MacGyver, you may miss your entire house! Then you may miss the window you have to break to get in …

We would like to see some clever integration of the push button idea with traditional hardware – you may be able to actually push ‘down’ on your door knob and have the door open for you, or incorporate a small button in a hidden part of a design. In fact, that really appeals to my sense of mystery! It’s a bit like tipping the right book forward in a bookcase to reveal a hidden chamber behind … and perhaps even a secret slide, or a laboratory where a mad scientist works at synthesising a human brain!
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One that Internet regulars among us will appreciate Although perhaps, from the photo, it should say ‘Door Handle not Found’?! Funnily, this would no doubt be a lovely metaphorical interpretation of what actually happens when a web page is not found – there simply is no way to get into the site :-) And finally, we definitely know where you can get a door handle!

Photo credits: Door 404 by ‘darkenedcorridor’

Thank goodness they haven’t yet invented one of these for your home! We would be out of a job.This is a disappearing car door – and I challenge you to see how it works the first time you see it … or even the third time! It really does seem to disappear without a trace the first few times you see this door open.

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Did any of you watch Looney Tunes as a child? You know, those incredibly violent cartoons that our grandparents and other childless adults said would turn us all into violent, angry, psycho killers by the time we reached our late teens (We sure showed those GODDAMNED STUPID PRUNES … excuse me ;-) ! Well, it is funny to see that even with the advent of all the new technology we have today, that comedy remains essentially the same, we laugh at the same things, and even door knobs can be funny (not just stylish or inspiring!).

If you can’t watch the video, the man on the left is shown temporarily affixing a door knob to a painted view of a street outside. When another man approaches from the right hand side, he takes the door knob and moves it towards himself as if he was opening a door. The man on the right proceeds to slam face first into the painted view bwa ha hah hahh!

And so concludes today’s lesson on strange, unusual and hilarious ways to use door knobs.

What do a doorknob and your bottom have in common? No, it isn’t a trick question. No, not that they’re both round, and it has nothing to do with having ‘buns of steel’!!
We recently happened across a game which apparently is popular enough to warrant a Wikipedia entry, although I have never heard of it.

Just to make farting even more hilarious, somebody has invented a game called ‘Doorknob’. The rules are:

• If you fart (presumably audibly!), you have to say ‘Safety’, before anybody else can say ‘Doorknob’.
• If you fail to say ‘Safety’ before someone else says ‘doorknob’, you have to run to find a doorknob to touch, while everybody else in the room chases and pummels you. Very civilized!

Apparently, people are much more vigilant about listening out for other people’s farts, and calling doorknob when the ‘farter’ (that is, as opposed to the ‘fartee’s!!) is camping, on public transport, or somewhere else where there are no doorknobs handy. I’m not sure when the game is meant to stop then … it must all be at the mercy of the pummellers. Also known as the fartees :-)

Did you know that there are a total of 13 rules that are associated with this game?! I’m amazed, and a little scared. Here are a selection of the most hilarious – the others include things like multiple farts being associated with multiple ‘safety’ calls, saying ‘safety in a clear and audible tone, and no lethal weapons … only ‘swift and accurate punches to either the forearm or the diaphragm’. They are so nice sometimes. (more…)